He moves onto the farm to get the bird. The farmer appears and says:"That's my ground so that's my bird!" The hunter claims:"But it was my gun that killed him!"
The farmer suggests that they could kick each other in the balls, and the one that screams less can take the bird, thats how things are handled 'round here. The hunter agrees.
So the farmer kicks right between the hunters legs. He scremed alot and after taking a deep breath he says:"THAT HURT! My turn now!"
The farmer just replies:"Nah dude it's fine, just take your fucking bird."
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