The problem is Bill and Tom only have $2 between them. Billy gets and idea, runs over to 7/11 and buys a hot dog. They get to the first bar, order a beer and drink the beer. When it's time to pay, Bill places the hot dog between his zipper, Tom gets on his knees and starts sucking the hot dog. Bartender looks at what's going on and yells "get the hell out of my bar". This tricks works for the next few bars, however Tom looks at Bill and says, you know this is fun and all, but I'm getting kind of hungry. To which Billy replies, not me I ate the hot dog three bars ago.
LPT: instead of Bill and Tom, use your two best friends names.
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