At the counter there sits a 6.5 ft 220 pd musclebound redneck wearing heavy boots, dirty jeans, a stained wifebeater and lots of tatoos, drinking beer an whisky. The homosexual seems rather interested in this guy, orders a glass of champagne, sits next to the redneck, taps him on his impressive biceps and says alluringly : " How about a blowjob?" The redneck jumps up from his chair, punches the other guy's face several times, kicks his ribs as he falls down and shoves him out of the door of the bar. Afterwards he returns to his seat and orders another beer and whisky. The barman asks him: " Wow you really kicked the living shit out of this guy, what did he want from you?" The redneck replies: " Well you know, he said something about a job..."
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