But first he wants to get some research on "where do babies come from". First the kid asks his mother and says "Mum, where do babies come from?" The mother replies, "the stork brought you here."
So the kid goes to his dad and asks him, "where do babies come from?"
The dad replies, "the stork brought you here son."
Finally the kid asks his grandma. He goes up to her and asks, "Grandma, where do babies come from?"
Grandma replies, "the stork brought you here. That's how you were born, that's how your dad and mum were born and that's how I was born."
So the kid goes to his room and begins to prepare for his show and tell.
The next day he goes in front of his class for show and tell. He tells the class, "My family hasn't had a normal birth for 3 generations."
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