We Really Can't Win!


A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium
when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid,"
she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his
arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you
screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she
was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she
screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

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