Ok so a head rolls into a bar and asks for a pint with a straw, he has a sip and he grows a body.
Amazed he has another sip and grows arms.
He has a 3rd sip and grows legs.
He runs outside and gets hit by a car
He loses his body and his limbs
The bartender comes out and says, 'You should of quit whilst you was ahead'
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