Bloopers - Part 1

Inspired by Kermit Schafer's book "Blunderful World of Bloopers" are the
amusing and embarassing verbal or technical errors committed by announcers
and news broadcasters when sometimes one's tang gets all tongueled in
Spoonerisms, Freudian slips and inadvertent double-entendres.

Announcement: The community is invited to a peter pulling contest at St.
Taffy's Church next Saturday....uh, that shoud be a taffy pulling contest
at St. Peter's Church.

News flash: Severe weather has hit Atlantic City, New Jersey with high
winds and heavy rain. A sailor was sucked under the boardwalk by a big

A DJ flubbed: An now we'll hear "A Hard Man is Good to Find."

Announcer: And now the Blonde Bed Breakers are on the air....I mean the
Bond Bread Bakers.

News: During the flood emergency, the mayor has ordered the people living
near the river to ejaculate immediately.

Donley's Market has young fresh hens ready for the

Talk show host to guest: Do you find it hard getting up in the morning
since you're a bachelor?

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