"What's wrong?", one asks.
"I’m depressed!”, he sighs, “The wife and I are having troubles."
"What kind?"
"Sex. I like kink. She’s very traditional".
"Well,” another woman says, “if you want kink, talk to the blonde at the other end of the bar. She's kinky. She'll make you feel better."
He walks over to meet the blonde. They have a couple of drinks, she invites him home. When they arrive, she excuses herself to change into something appropriate. She goes to bedroom, and puts on leather panties, gets whips, chains, tit clamps, etc. All geared up, she goes out to living room, where she sees that the man he has put overcoat on and is leaving.....
"Hey, what's the matter?” she asks. “I thought we were going to have a scene?"
"Hey lady, I shit in your purse; I fucked your dog; I'm outta here."
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