and he is having a hard time coming to terms with his new life there. A veteran inmate comes up to him and asks whats wrong. The new guy says he doesn't think he will be able to handle life in prison. The veteran, trying to cheer him up, says "Well its not all bad. Let me ask you something, do you like baseball?" The new guys says "Sure i used to play all the time." "Well that's great because every Monday all us guys get together and play baseball in the yard." The new guy seems a bit cheered up by that and goes "well that's pretty cool." The veteran then asks "Well what about movies? Do you like to watch movies?" To which the new guy replies "yes i love to watch movies." "Well that's great because every Tuesday we all get together and watch an old movie." Seeing that the new guy is feeling better the veteran continues, "Hey do you like to play poker? Every Wednesday we get our valuables together and play some poker." The new guy feeling better about his new life in jail replies "I love to play poker! My buddies and I used to play all the time." "Well that's great" the veteran inmate continues "Let me ask you something are you gay?" The new guy replies with a puzzled look on his face "No I'm not gay!". The veteran takes a moment and then replies "Well you're not gonna like Thursdays then."
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