He goes up to his wife and says "I'm going hunting. You can either come with, let me fuck you in the ass, or suck my dick." She is pondering on the choices for a moment and he says "I'll go get the dogs and you tell me your decision when I get back". He leaves and after five minutes when he comes back she says "well I'm not going hunting and I won't do anal, so I'll blow you". She pulls down his pants and begins giving him oral pleasure when she stops and says "you cock taste like shit!" He says "Yeah, the dogs didn't want to go hunting either"
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