He places a half gallon of milk, a t.v. dinner, an apple, a can of pop, a half dozen eggs and a small jar of peanut butter onto the checkout counter.
As the cashier is scanning each item, she strikes up a conversation with the guy.
"So you must be single," she says as she smiles and places the last of the items in the bag.
Intrigued and impressed by her power of observation, the guy responds,
"Yes I am. And you were able to figure that out just by looking at my groceries, weren't you?"
She replies " No, you're just really fucking ugly..."
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