...and two cars are picked out for him by the dealership. A car salesman explains, "Every 4 years you can ask to keep the car we picked out for you, or you can swap it for another car we picked out for you". So, the man thinks it's interesting, he does this and after 4 years he comes back in. "I didn't really like this last car." he says. The car salesman responds, "Ok, well not a problem. You can keep that car, or replace it with this one we selected for you to choose from." The salesman pulls back a sheet revealing the most beautiful Ferrari that the man has ever seen. The man excitedly says, "I'll take that! I'll take that!" and the Car Salesman develops a frown on his face and says "I'm sorry, the car dealership's *electoral college* decided you must have the Ford instead."
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