as he approaches the counter, he notices a big bowl full of money. So he asks the bartender what it's there for.
"We have an ongoing challenge", the barkeeper says, "if you can complete it, the money is yours". The man gets curious and asks for further detail.
"First, you have to finish this whole bottle of tequila within 30 seconds. After that, you go out to the backyard to our Rottweiler Johnny. Johnny's got a loose tooth, so you've got to pull it out for him. When you're done with that, come back in and take the stairs to the first floor, and enter the second room to your right. My 90 year old mother lives there and she hasn't had an orgasm in years, so you have to make her real happy."
The man accepts the challenge and starts drinking from the bottle and manages to finish it within the minute. Obviously intoxicated, he makes his way to the backyard and closes the door behind him. All that could be heard for the next ten minutes was a painful sound of howling coming from said backyard, making the entire crowd in the pub very uneasy. As the sound slowly calms, the man comes stumbling back into the bar, looks at the bartender and goes
"So now, where's your 90 year old mother with the loose tooth?"
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