A guy walks into a bar...

and says to the bartender, "give me a beer jackass". Bartender obliges and a while later the guy says again, "hey jackass, give me another beer".
Finally another one of the patrons asks, "why do you let him call you jackass"?
Bartender says, "oh, he-ah he-ah he always calls me that".

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