The Jewish Boy, The Italian Boy, and the redneck

Three kids on a playground in fifth grade are bored and want to
play a new game:


Jew: Im bored.
Italian: Lets play compare the penis.
Redneck: What's that?
I: We wip ours out and whoever has the biggest penis wins.
J: Ok.
R: Sure.


So the jew wips his out.
I, R: Wow thats pretty big!
J: Thanks


Then the italian boy wips his out/
J: Well that's pretty big.
R: Yea its bigger than yours.
I: Ok its your turn red.


So now the redneck wips his out.
I: WOA!! That's the biggest most girth penis I've ever seen!
J: It must be because you're a redneck!


The redneck starts to cry and goes home. Later his mother asks
what he did at school today.


Redneck mom: How was your day?
R: I learned how to read and we played a new game called compare
the penis.
Redneck mom: Did you win
R: Yea, mom they said its cause im a redneck is that true?
Redneck mom: No, it's because you're 26 years old.