A guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks and sees the glass is a good ten feet away.
He says, "Now wait, let me get this straight. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?"
The customer looks up and says, "Yes!" and the Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass.
And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the glass!
So the bartender starts laughing. He's $300 richer. The bartender, while piss is dripping off his face, laughs and says, "Ha, ha, ha, ha! You idiot! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300"
Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." He then goes in the back of the bar where there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them then comes back to the bar.
"Here you go, Mr. Bartender, $300." And the bartender's like, "What are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy."
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