He'll be on this island working with other men for several months. On his first day his boss is showing him around and explaining how things work. After a while the man asks, "Seems like an alright place, but I notice there's no women here. What do you guys do for sex?"
The boss responds, "Well, we have the fucking tree for that." He proceeds to lead the man over to a tree at the center of the island. He points to a hole on the side of the tree about waist height. "Just stick your yogurt slinger in there and she'll do the rest!" The boss winked and walked away.
The man was skeptical at first, but after a couple days on the island decided to give it a try. To his surprise, it was fantastic. The fucking tree made him feel great and he went back daily for the next couple of weeks.
Then, one day, something was wrong. The fucking tree just wasn't getting the job done. The man found his boss and asked, "Hey, what's wrong with the fucking tree? Its not working today!"
The boss answers, "Well, that's because its your day in the tree."
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