. . .And asks for a shot of vodka. The bartender tells him "You should come back here tomorrow we have a contest going on. Drink the most shots of vodka in 2 minutes and you win free shots for a year."
So the guy comes the next night and destroys the competition. Does 25 shots in two minutes. He stumbles out victorious and no one sees him for a few weeks. When he eventually comes back the bartender says to him "Hey champ, want a shot?"
The guy goes a little green around the gills. "No thanks, last time I blew chunks."
The bartender responds. "Hell man most of the guys blew chunks after 5 or 6 shots."
The guy just puts his head down and says. "You don't get it Chunks is my dog.
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