Turkey giblets

Every morning jeff would get up, stretch and then fart.
His wife was so sick of it that she told him "The next time you fart you'll fart your guts out.
The next morning she aced the Turkey giblets next to his but.
Jeff woke up with a loud scream.
He then went down to his wife and said "you're right i did fart my guts out. But by the grace of god and these two fingers i managed to put them back in"!!!!!

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