A guy took a blonde to a her first football game...

She had never watched football before, and so the guy was prepared to explain everything to her, but to his surprise she didn't ask a single question and cheered enthusiastically the whole game. Afterwards, as they were leaving, he asked her how she liked the game. She said it was a blast but she was confused about one thing. He asked her what it was. "well, at the beginning, they flipped a coin, and then for the rest of the game everyone was shouting 'get the quarter back!'. Why were they so upset about 25 cents?"

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