A man walks into doctor's office to get his test results.
Doctor says: "I've got good news and bad news".
Man responds: "Let me here the bad news first".
"You have only week left to live".
Man cries and weeps, but asks: "What's the good news then?"
Doctor: "Have You seen my secretary? The blonde with giant rack?"
- "Yeah."
- "I'm fucking her."
*^I ^know, ^i ^know, ^old, ^but ^still ^hilarious.*
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