The madam tells him to wait in room 102 and he will be taken care of.
He is waiting for a while, when a chicken starts pecking at the window.
It keeps pecking so he lets it in and the chicken flutters in, struts over to the bed, hops up, and turns its head to look back at him.
He's really confused but really horny so he thinks maybe this is what he could afford.
He decides to fuck the chicken.
It was no easy task and he wound up with some bites and scratches, but it was worth it.
A girl walks in as he is doing up his pants.
She asks if he is leaving and he tells her "Yes, I'm a satisfied customer."
The next week he has even less money, but hopes the whorehouse can provide something.
The madam says the best he can get for that price is room 202.
He enters the dark empty room where a bunch of guys are laying face down on the floor.
He realizes that they are looking through holes, watching people have sex in the room below.
He picks a spot to watch and gets very aroused seeing a girl get railed from behind while she sucks another guy off.
He turns to the older man next to him and says "Wow, this is crazy."
The old guy replies "This is nothing, last week some maniac was fucking a chicken."
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