A guy is waiting at the hospital for his wife to give birth.

After many hours, the doctor comes out with a baby in his hands.
Suddenly he drops it!
Guy who just became a father goes ballistic!
The doctor picks up a baby, and throws it against the wall!
"What the fuck are you doing?! Are you insane?!" Says the father tearing up in rage.

"Jeez, lighten up everybody, the baby was already dead"

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