A man suffers a traumatic accident that requires the surgical reconstruction of both his hands. It takes multiple operations, but eventually his mangled digits resemble something human again, and he regains full use of all of his fingers. Thankful but somber, he asks the surgeon, "But doc, will I ever be able to play the piano?"
"Sir, we hired the best team of hand surgeons available to put you back together. Yes, you'll be able to play the piano," the doctor replies.
"Well that's great!" the man exclaims, "I never could, before!"
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