A guy does not feel well and goes to the doctor. After some tests the doctor tells him, "I've got bad news. You either have alzheimer's or AIDS." The guys is shocked, "Oh my God, what should I do?" The doctors says, "Have someone drop you off one mile from home. If you find your way back, don't fuck your wife any more."
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