A guy is having sex with a girl and it feels terrible

It doesn't feel wet or smooth but more like rough and dry. He finally asks her what's going on down there and she says "Oh sorry about that, be right back." She goes into the bathroom for a minute and comes back out, they start having sex again. Now it's nice and wet, smooth, and feels great. The guy says "That feels great, what did you do?" She replies "I pulled the scabs."

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