He thinks to himself, "wow, she's not too bad for someone in her 50's".
They talk and talk for a few hours and get pretty drunk. The woman then asks him, "have you ever had a mother daughter threesome?"
The guy gets excited by the thought of this but doesn't want to seem too desperate and says, "No, I haven't. Why do you ask?"
The woman replies, "well, today is your lucky day."
They both go back to her place and start kissing on her couch. The guy is too excited and can't wait any longer and asks, "so... what about that mother daughter thing?"
The woman replies, "Oh yea, Nearly forgot about that. Let me just call her, she's upstairs."
The woman stands up and shouts, "HEY MA! COME DOWN. I GOT A REAL LOOKER DOWN HERE"
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