A man enters a lawyer's office to get some legal advice. He immediately notices that the lawyer is dressed extremely well and is standing in front of a mirror fixing his hair.
The lawyer says "I can't help you right now... I've got another client that keeps having sex with his dog."
The man says "Oh so you need to go bail him out?"
The lawyer says "No I want to meet this dog!"
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