A dad gifts his son a duck for his 18th B'day.

The son went to a bar with the duck. He met a beautiful girl. He asked her if she would have sex with him for the duck and she said yes. She enjoyed it so much, she told him she would give the duck back for more sex. After the exchange, as he was walking back home, he got hit by a truck and the duck died. The driver gave him a dollar for it. He came back home, and his dad asked him how his day was. He replied "I got a fuck for a duck, and a duck for a fuck, and then a buck for a fucked up duck"

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