A guy ends up at the pearly gates and St Peter welcomes him by congratulating him for being the first man to live to 350 years of age.
The guy is confused, I think you have got the wrong guy , I never lived that long.
St Peter replies, Yeah it's you, we worked it out from your IT contracting time sheets.
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