Two Farmers and the Wealthy Man

Two farmers - living in the same house - were working on a sunny day.
The heat was unbearable. After tiring hours of hard work, they both began to wonder if how they lived was worth it.
They didn't feel good about the thought of continuing like this, mostly because of the repetitive routines ongoing all day.

Suddenly, a wealthy man appears outside their farm.
He walks over to approach them, and they questionably straighten up their back to salute him.

"Good day! I've come here to ask you two a question," he asks.

Without a word said from the two, he continues.

"I've been looking for some individuals capable of doing hard work efficiently. Driving by here each morning, I got the idea to see if I could hire one of you."

"How are we going to prove ourselves? You said only one of us," he asks, with hope growing swiftly.

"I want you both to meet up at the market inside the nearby village at midnight tomorrow. Arrive if one or both of you are interested. I'll see you later!"

Just like that, he runs off to his car and drives off.


After a while of continued work, midnight is nearing.
The farmers get to the village by foot and nervously wonders about the whole situation.

At the moment of seeing him, they both notice the wealthy man is armed with a gun.

They eventually arrive with a hidden shock, and the man has apparently been waiting patiently.

"Now hear me out, I want you both to walk over to the large quantity of fruit boxes over there, pick a fruit of your choice, and return to me.
One of you will have to wait around the corner until I'm done with the first of you, though. Now, go ahead."

Shaking a little, the first farmer is already over, searching for his most delicate fruit in his opinion. Once the sight of grapes meet him, he rushes to the man while the second farmer is waiting around the corner for his turn.

"Now, I want you to stick those grapes up your ass - all of it - without laughing. If you laugh, I'll shoot you."

With a doubt on how to react, he goes on to do it.
Once started, he is thinking about how weird this whole situation is.
Yet he haven't laughed, and continues to hold it in.
When the grapes are halfway inside his rectum, he suddenly begins to laugh his ass off like never before.

Without hesitation, the man shoots the farmer.
He turns over to bring out with the second one.

The shot farmer ascends up to the skies, and meets god with his terrible wound.

God asks; "I saw the whole situation, my child ... what did you laugh for? You seemed to have no problems."

The farmer chuckles abruptly, and afterwards raises his head to god.

"Well, I would've made it through that weird test perfectly, but that's when I see my friend come around the corner carrying a watermelon."