and is initially terrified when he meets his imposingly large cellmate. To his surprise, the man hops down from his bunk and politely introduces himself.
"I'm sure your nervous," says the mountain of a man as he shakes his new friend's hand. "but don't be. This place really isn't that bad."
"Alright" says the still frightened man.
"In fact, do you like baseball?" his cellmate continues.
"Sure."
"Well, tell you what. Every Monday my old roomie and I, we used to play catch half the day. In fact, I've still got his glove. Here it's yours."
"Wow, thank you." says the new inmate.
"Do you like football?" asks his cellmate.
"Yeah!" he replies excited.
"Well, every Tuesday my old roomie and I, we would toss the football around half the day."
"That sounds great!" says the new inmate, very excited now.
"That's not the half of it" his cellmate continues, "are you gay or straight?"
"Straight! Definitely straight." comes his immediate reply.
"Hmmm," the enormous man thinks for a second,
"you're probably not going to like Wednesdays very much."
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