A guy comes home from work and finds his wife, naked as a jaybird, spread eagle sitting in a puddle on the floor.
"What the hell are you doing?", he asks. "Oh, my boyfriend just came by, filled my pussy full of ice cream and at it.", she says with a big grin on her face. After a second, her husband heads to the bedroom and starts going through his clothes.
She comes in, obviously upset. "What the hell are YOU doing?!" "Packing.", he says calmly. "Why?!", she screams. He says, "I ain't messin' with a mother fucker that can eat THAT much ice cream...!"
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