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A guy comes home from the bar he's got a duck under his arm. His wife is on the computer and barely notices him. He walks over to her and says "this is the pig I've been screwing". She finally looks up and says "that's not a pig it's a duck". He says....

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  3. A guy comes home from the bar he's got a duck under his arm. His wife is on the computer and barely notices him. He walks over to her and says "this is the pig I've been screwing". She finally looks up and says "that's not a pig it's a duck". He says....

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