Oh My God!!

There is this man who is an Atheist. He is walking through a
forest admiring it's beauty. He notices the trees, flowers, and
everything surrounding him. All of the sudden, a huge bear
jumps out from behind one of the bushes. He begins to chase the
man and gains ground quickly on him. He captures the man and
pins him to the ground. He is about to swipe his big paw on the
man to kill him when the man screams out, "Oh my God!!!!!" Time
freezes and God appears out of nowhere. He tells the man, "All
your life, you have never believed in me and now at this time of
need you call upon me." The man replies, "I will never become a
Christian, but if you could do one thing for me, change the bear
into a Christian." God, being the nice man he is, agrees and
disappears again. The bear begins to slow his paw down and the
man is relieved while at the same time the bear begins, "Dear
Lord. Please bless this food I am about to receive...."