A guy at work had a terrible headache...

and told his boss. His boss replied, "Whenever I have a headache I go home and make passionate love to my wife. The headache goes away pretty fast - you should try it."

The employee left early and was gone for the rest of the day. The next morning the boss asked him about his headache and he replied, "I took your advice and you're right - it worked perfectly! By the way, you have a beautiful house!"

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