His boss says, "We need you here today Bob. We are working on the merger"
Bob says, "I know, but I'm really sick. I can't make it in"
The boss says, "Can you at least come in from 10-11 for the shareholder's meeting?"
Bob again says, "I can't. I'm really really sick"
The boss says, "Well, how sick are you?"
Bob says, "Well, right now, I'm fucking my 5 year old"
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