A drunken husband returns home in the evening. the wife was already all wet
and horny and could hardly wait for them to go to bed.
- hey, let's do it!
- you got any booze?
- no... let's do it.
- what? you got any booze?
- hell no! let's do it!
- huh? you got any booze?
the wife jumps out of the bed, runs to the window, throws it open and shouts
out angrily:
- are there any he-men in this f****** building?
a window downstairs jerks open, a man's head pops out and says:
- what, you've got booze?
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