Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because that two-timing chicken head just couldn't resist that outside cock. These chicks ain't loyal. The road trusted her to be faithful but in the end she just couldn't do it. That's ok though, because the road knows that karma is real. It will ensure that that chicken never crosses THIS road again.

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