A guy applies for a job at L.A.P.D.

Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

The man replies, "If I say 'why the rabbit?' I'll get the job right?"

to which the inspector says, "No, what makes you think that?"

"Cause I read this sh... wait what? Ok um then, why the rabbit?"

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