A very very ugly girl walks into a bar with her two kids...

The bartender asks the girl if the boys are twins. Then she replies very angry:

* Of course no, dumbass. As you can see this one is smaller than the other. This one is 10 and this other one is 4.

How could you imagine that? idiot. Then the bartender say:

* cause, I can't believe someone have fucked you twice.

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