A man walks into a pawn shop one day not looking for anything in particular. While browsing, the man sees a brass rat sitting on a shelf. The brass rat is on its hind legs standing proudly with a human wig on its head. The man picks it up and asks the owner of the shop, "how much?" The owner says, "It's $50, and all sales are final. You cannot bring it back here." The man accepts this and begins to walk home with the rat. As he is walking, he begins to notice real rats coming from every direction and start following him in a line. As he continues walking, more and more rats keep blindly following him. Eventually the man starts to become alarmed at the large number of rats following him so he runs to a nearby lake and throws the brass rat in. All of the rats jump in after it and drown as it quickly sinks to the bottom. Confused, the man goes back to the pawn shop to speak with the owner. As soon as he walks in the owner sees him and says, "I told you all sales are final, I'm not taking the rat back." The man says, "I'm not here to return the brass rat, I was wondering if you had a brass Donald Trump?"
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