Every week for years. In the group there was a woman named Maria who loved to gossip every time the group got together. After years of hearing her talk about rumors and nonsense and such, the other women finally had enough and wanted to come up with a plan to deal with her the next time she decided to spread her gossip.
One of the women said "I've got it. The next time she starts gossiping, we won't say anything, but we'll just get up and walk out of the room." The other women liked the idea and agreed to go along with it the next time they got together to play cards.
The following day the women got together at Maria's house and started setting up to play a game. Not five minutes later, Maria exclaimed "you want to know what I heard last night?"
The other women began to look at each other in anticipation as Maria continued.
"I heard that there is a bus leaving town that takes women up to Alaska to work as sex slaves and prostitutes for all the miners that live up there, and that it's a really popular thing to do these days!"
As soon as they heard this, the rest of the women got up, and all started heading for the door to leave the house.
Seeing this, Maria then exclaimed "Now hold on ladies! What's your hurry? The bus doesn't leave for another 4 hours."
Credit: Uncle Alecs
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