A group of cannibals just recently kidnapped three homeless men and took them to a secluded area of the woods. The head cannibal looks at all of the men and says "I order you to go into the woods and come back with ten of the same fruit". The men went off into the woods to look for fruit.
Later on two of the men return one with ten apples and one with ten blueberries. The head cannibal says to the two men "If you want to live you have to stick all ten of the fruits you've brought back up your ass without making a facial expression otherwise we will cut off your heads and eat you".
The first man attempts to stick the first apple up his ass and expectedly makes a facial expression. His head is cut off and he will be eaten.
The second man sticks blueberries one by one up his ass and doesn't make a facial expression. Right when he goes to stick the tenth berry up his ass he explodes into uncontrollable laughter so obviously his head is cut off and he is eaten.
Up in heaven the two men meet again and the first man asks the second man "why did you laugh so much you could still be alive if you hadn't laughed".
Smirking the second man replies "I saw Johnny walking back with pineapples"
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