One day, Turtle, Lizard, and Rabbit decide to start a garden. So as first things first they needed manure for their plants, Turtle and Lizard send the rabbit to town for the manure while they dig. While Rabbit was in town searching for the rich soil, Turtle and Lizard strike oil. As the rabbit returns he notices the rabbit and lizard are gone and there's a mansion where their farm was, so Rabbit knocks on the door and here comes a butler. Rabbit, confused as can be, asks the butler, where is Turtle and Lizard? The butler proceeds to say in a very classy tone, Mr. TurTEL is down by the well, and Mr. LizARD is near the yard. Then rabbit says, well you can tell them Mr.RabbIT is here with the shit!
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