"Come and sit on my lap, grandson, and I'll show you a magic trick!", says the man.
The boy eagerly gets up and sits on his grandads lap.
"Now", says Grandad, "can you feel my thumb up your ass?".
"Yes", says the boy.
Grandad throws out his arms and says to the boy, "Look! No hands!".
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