Three men are in a desert walking for days. They are miles and miles away from any signs of civilization. Suddenly a genie appears and gives the men a deal. He says not too far from here , there is a cliff and if you run and jump off, I'll grant you a wish while you are in mid air. So they all accept and the first man to run off jumps off and wishes that he was an eagle. His wish is granted and he flies off. The next man runs and jumps off and wishes that he was hawk and he is turned into one and flies off. The last man runs but trips over a rock and yells "crap!" . His wished is granted and he's is turned into a pile of poop that falls down the cliff.
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