A woman with a parrot gets a visit from her lover at her apartment while her husband is at work.
The lover comes in and tells her that he has a new sexual position where she lays on the floor spread eagle and he jumps off the dresser, does a triple somersault and penetrates her.
She's excited and says she has to put the parrot away or he will tell her husband.
The parrot all of a sudden perks up and says "fuck it....cut my tongue out...i wanna see this shit."
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