He sits down at the bar and gets the Bartenders attention.
Bartender says: "What will you have."
Giraffe says: "Vodka Martini, stirred."
Bartender makes the martini, brings it the giraffe and says, "That will be $20."
Giraffe pays and sips his drink.
A few minutes later, the bartender returns and says to the giraffe, "you know, we don't get a lot of giraffes in here."
To which the giraffe responds, "well for a $20 martini, you sure as hell won't.
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