A young boy is sitting on the curb smoking a cigarette. An older man walks by and notices this, concerned, so he goes over to the boy and asks, "How old are you?"
The boy responds, "8."
The man, who is now shocked, asks, "And you're smoking a cigarette?!"
The little boy says to the old man, "Yeah, but this is nothing. I had sex when I was six!"
The old man, curious and appalled, doubting the boy asks "How was it?"
The little boy looks up at him and says, "I don't know, I was drunk."
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